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oh my god, i am so bored...
think i will take a bath...
aren't i adorable?
why does my mom spend all her time with this little monkey?
and go out to eat with these girls?
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Showing posts with label sillyness. Show all posts
Monday, September 14, 2009
and now for something completely different...
or not....
oh my god, i am so bored...
think i will take a bath...
aren't i adorable?
why does my mom spend all her time with this little monkey?
and go out to eat with these girls?
oh my god, i am so bored...
think i will take a bath...
aren't i adorable?
why does my mom spend all her time with this little monkey?
and go out to eat with these girls?
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
i am meaty and kind...
i am the meaty kind philanthropist! out of my way or i might accidentally bump you with my shopping bag, and then apologize profusely.
go to the superhero factory to get your own superhero.
go to the superhero factory to get your own superhero.
Friday, February 27, 2009
fantasy rock album
- Go to Wikipedia’s “random” page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to Quotations Page’s "random quotations":
http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your album.
3 - Go to Flickr and click “explore last seven days”
http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 - Use Photoshop or similar to put it together.
5 - Post your photo to your FB page with this text in the "caption" or "comment" and tag friends you’d like to join in.
Here's my album:
Band: The Neutral Ally
Album: First Time Around
the comment comes from Oprah Winfrey. "as you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the frist time around"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to Quotations Page’s "random quotations":
http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your album.
3 - Go to Flickr and click “explore last seven days”
http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 - Use Photoshop or similar to put it together.
5 - Post your photo to your FB page with this text in the "caption" or "comment" and tag friends you’d like to join in.
Here's my album:
Band: The Neutral Ally
Album: First Time Around
the comment comes from Oprah Winfrey. "as you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the frist time around"
Monday, February 09, 2009
Friday, February 06, 2009
this is the funniest thing EVER!
Every cat lover needs a control a cat remote.
Stop all that hissing, scratching and unpredictable attacking. Select a low purr-tone and an affectionate mood! 8 out of 10 owners said their cats ignored it.
I love the operating instructions.
Operating Instructions:
Point remote at subject
Push any button on the remote
Hope for the best
Stop all that hissing, scratching and unpredictable attacking. Select a low purr-tone and an affectionate mood! 8 out of 10 owners said their cats ignored it.
I love the operating instructions.
Operating Instructions:
Point remote at subject
Push any button on the remote
Hope for the best
Friday, January 02, 2009
Memes are good for when your brain is mush, right?
The trick is, you have to copy and paste the list, and then bold (or color, my answers are in purple) the things you have done in your lifetime. Enjoy!
1. Started my own blog (thrice!)
2. Slept under the stars (in a tent and not)
3. Played in a band (well, i was the singer, that counts right?)
4. Visited Hawaii (on my honeymoon)
5. Watched a meteor shower (the persieds)
6. Given more than I can afford to charity (all the time, because that's how i roll)
7. Been to Disneyland/world (does being in the parking lot at disney world count?)
8. Climbed a mountain (and forged a stream. followed every rainbow.... wait, that's another movie!)
9. Held a praying mantis (and a black widow, and a rattle snake)
10. Sung a solo (um, DUH! i have a degree in vocal performance.)
11. Bungee jumped (before it was legal!)
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched lightning at sea (on a carnival cruise ship... the worlds biggest lightning rod!)
14. Taught myself an art from scratch (let's see, sewing, cooking, crocheting, scrapbooking)
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning (so bad i spent two days in the hospital!)
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty.
18. Grown my own vegetables.
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France.
20. Slept on an overnight train (from San Jose to Klamath Falls, OR)
21. Had a pillow fight (who hasn't?)
22. Hitchhiked (what can i say, it was the '70's!)
23. Taken a sick day when you're not ill (again, who hasn't?)
24. Built a snow fort (BRRRRR)
25. Held a lamb (and a calf, and a colt)
26. Gone skinny dipping (or fatty dipping, as it were)
27. Run a Marathon (does walking it count?)
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse (and many, many partial eclipses)
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset (every day in my rear view mirror on the way to work.)
31. Hit a home run (don't get all excited... it was a total fluke and will most likely never happen again!)
32. Been on a cruise (or 3. i loved them!)
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of my ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught myself a new language (spanish, japanese)
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (it didn't last long.)
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing (and then repelled down!)
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke (yeah... and it won't happen again!)
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance (a few times.)
47. Had my portrait painted (does a caricature count?)
48. Gone deep sea fishing (didn't catch anything)
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person (i love rome!)
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling (since i was 14!)
52. Kissed in the rain (hasn't everyone?)
53. Played in the mud (i love getting dirty!)
54. Gone to a drive-in theater (i love drive-ins!)
55. Been in a movie (in the background of EdTV. the hockey scenes were filmed at the san jose arena!)
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business (gourmentgirl-personalchef.com!)
58. Taken a martial arts class (the first time was in high school. our colonel made us take judo)
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen (on thanksgiving)
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies (i once sold 486 boxes!)
62. Gone whale watching (i live in california. home of whale watching!)
63. Got flowers for no reason (well, i used to. then i got married.)
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma (i had donated over 6 gallons of blood in my lifetime. the first time i was only 17 and had to bring a note from my mommy.)
65. Gone sky diving (whee!!!!!)
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check (accidentally, because who does it on purpose?)
68. Flown in a helicopter (the first time at 13, the second time on my honeymoon in hawaii over the volcano!)
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy (i loved my tiger named spaghetti)
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial.
71. Eaten caviar (BARF!)
72. Pieced a quilt (it turned out terribly)
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job (it was a lousy job and i was going to quit anyway!)
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone (or 5!)
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle (both driving and riding)
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person (the first time was when i was 1 month old.)
80. Published a book.
81. Visited the Vatican (i love rome!)
82. Bought a brand new car (or two!)
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had my picture in the newspaper (the SJMN. and in a coffee table book on a day in the life of the NHL)
85. Read the entire Bible (what can i say, i am a reader)
86. Visited the White House.
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating (this might have something to do with why i don't eat meat on the bone!)
88. Had chickenpox (at the tender age of 24)
89. Saved someone’s life (my father's once and a stranger's once)
90. Sat on a jury (medical malpractice)
91. Met someone famous (does being related count? also, famous by whose standards)
92. Joined a book club (a few times)
93. Lost a loved one (both of my parents are gone)
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person (yee-haw! saw it on the 4th of july!)
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake (weird!)
97. Been involved in a law suit (car accident)
98. Owned a cell phone (who doesn't?)
99. Been stung by a bee (how else would i know i am allergic?)
100. Ridden an elephant
How many have you done? Wow, I have done 75 of these things.
Feel free to steal this and do your own.
1. Started my own blog (thrice!)
2. Slept under the stars (in a tent and not)
3. Played in a band (well, i was the singer, that counts right?)
4. Visited Hawaii (on my honeymoon)
5. Watched a meteor shower (the persieds)
6. Given more than I can afford to charity (all the time, because that's how i roll)
7. Been to Disneyland/world (does being in the parking lot at disney world count?)
8. Climbed a mountain (and forged a stream. followed every rainbow.... wait, that's another movie!)
9. Held a praying mantis (and a black widow, and a rattle snake)
10. Sung a solo (um, DUH! i have a degree in vocal performance.)
11. Bungee jumped (before it was legal!)
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched lightning at sea (on a carnival cruise ship... the worlds biggest lightning rod!)
14. Taught myself an art from scratch (let's see, sewing, cooking, crocheting, scrapbooking)
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning (so bad i spent two days in the hospital!)
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty.
18. Grown my own vegetables.
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France.
20. Slept on an overnight train (from San Jose to Klamath Falls, OR)
21. Had a pillow fight (who hasn't?)
22. Hitchhiked (what can i say, it was the '70's!)
23. Taken a sick day when you're not ill (again, who hasn't?)
24. Built a snow fort (BRRRRR)
25. Held a lamb (and a calf, and a colt)
26. Gone skinny dipping (or fatty dipping, as it were)
27. Run a Marathon (does walking it count?)
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse (and many, many partial eclipses)
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset (every day in my rear view mirror on the way to work.)
31. Hit a home run (don't get all excited... it was a total fluke and will most likely never happen again!)
32. Been on a cruise (or 3. i loved them!)
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of my ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught myself a new language (spanish, japanese)
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (it didn't last long.)
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing (and then repelled down!)
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke (yeah... and it won't happen again!)
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance (a few times.)
47. Had my portrait painted (does a caricature count?)
48. Gone deep sea fishing (didn't catch anything)
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person (i love rome!)
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling (since i was 14!)
52. Kissed in the rain (hasn't everyone?)
53. Played in the mud (i love getting dirty!)
54. Gone to a drive-in theater (i love drive-ins!)
55. Been in a movie (in the background of EdTV. the hockey scenes were filmed at the san jose arena!)
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business (gourmentgirl-personalchef.com!)
58. Taken a martial arts class (the first time was in high school. our colonel made us take judo)
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen (on thanksgiving)
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies (i once sold 486 boxes!)
62. Gone whale watching (i live in california. home of whale watching!)
63. Got flowers for no reason (well, i used to. then i got married.)
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma (i had donated over 6 gallons of blood in my lifetime. the first time i was only 17 and had to bring a note from my mommy.)
65. Gone sky diving (whee!!!!!)
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check (accidentally, because who does it on purpose?)
68. Flown in a helicopter (the first time at 13, the second time on my honeymoon in hawaii over the volcano!)
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy (i loved my tiger named spaghetti)
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial.
71. Eaten caviar (BARF!)
72. Pieced a quilt (it turned out terribly)
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job (it was a lousy job and i was going to quit anyway!)
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone (or 5!)
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle (both driving and riding)
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person (the first time was when i was 1 month old.)
80. Published a book.
81. Visited the Vatican (i love rome!)
82. Bought a brand new car (or two!)
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had my picture in the newspaper (the SJMN. and in a coffee table book on a day in the life of the NHL)
85. Read the entire Bible (what can i say, i am a reader)
86. Visited the White House.
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating (this might have something to do with why i don't eat meat on the bone!)
88. Had chickenpox (at the tender age of 24)
89. Saved someone’s life (my father's once and a stranger's once)
90. Sat on a jury (medical malpractice)
91. Met someone famous (does being related count? also, famous by whose standards)
92. Joined a book club (a few times)
93. Lost a loved one (both of my parents are gone)
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person (yee-haw! saw it on the 4th of july!)
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake (weird!)
97. Been involved in a law suit (car accident)
98. Owned a cell phone (who doesn't?)
99. Been stung by a bee (how else would i know i am allergic?)
100. Ridden an elephant
How many have you done? Wow, I have done 75 of these things.
Feel free to steal this and do your own.
Monday, December 08, 2008
eight random things...
my good blog buddy Lee over at pink granite was tagged with the eight random things meme. being the kind person that she is, she didn't tag anyone so i thought i would do it too.
1. i have worn glasses since i taught myself to read at the age of three.
2. i spoke only german until i was 4.
3. my cars always have names.
4. my favorite flower is the daisy.
5. i consider chocolate one of the 4 basic food groups.
6. white christmas is and always has been my most favorite movie ever.
7. i once modeled fur coats to buyers weaing only lingerie underneath.
8. i have about a million tons of useless triva floating around my brain.
1. i have worn glasses since i taught myself to read at the age of three.
2. i spoke only german until i was 4.
3. my cars always have names.
4. my favorite flower is the daisy.
5. i consider chocolate one of the 4 basic food groups.
6. white christmas is and always has been my most favorite movie ever.
7. i once modeled fur coats to buyers weaing only lingerie underneath.
8. i have about a million tons of useless triva floating around my brain.
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
bluetooth this...
so the hands free law was created so that people could pay more attention to the road instead of their cell phone. this video is a great example of what else people are doing.
Monday, October 13, 2008
Friday, October 03, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Monday, September 08, 2008
$265.95??
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for
one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach
Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for
$19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced
Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made
with Ken's balls.
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